Monday, March 14, 2011

Viva el almuerzo revolution!

Here in Minnesota there rises a new branch of dictators. Those dictators are lunch ladies. Those cruel mean old ladies that have been haunting every Americans childhood. Basically you remember those old days right were the fat mean old lunch ladies would intimidates you. Well the reason why I’m writing this article is because they are latterly dictators! For example they over4 price most of the food, there is no choices for food, and they are literally heartless! Like the over pricing causes kids to have to pay expensive organic food that tastes like anus! How are you gonna expect a kid to eat food like that? Some students commented like drew Larson who said “The food is under cooked its all warm and soggy, Like the chicken strips ehh!!! It’s like they cooked it with a hot lamp!” and another saying  the food tastes like ***, it’s  so bad I bring home lunch.” Now that’s a very powerful thing to say about food. Others said “It sucks! The only thing that tastes real is the mash potatoes!” and “Some is ok but the chicken in the food is too gross like its texture is all rough and moist chickens not supposed to be like that!” that’s one of the few problems. One of the other problems are how cruel the lunch ladies are for example how one day I went to get lunch I only had $1.35 and food lunch is like $2.48 well I don’t have enough but the school will allow you to go under once well I go to get a small lunch slice of pizza and 4 sliced apples with milk. And they lady said no you can’t get lunch! I said why? “Because you under money.” Then a said a comment and walked into a different line all because of a lunch lady who can’t understand English. Same thing happen to Austin magnifico he said “Their mean as hell!! Like if your short even a penny short for lunch they will just take the food and let you starve!”  which is a very true statement! That and we also don’t have much of a menu. Like they want you to get ale cart items so you can try to get nourished fully. But we don’t have they wide of a selection without rising food prices so now if we want to fill our bellies we have to pay over priced ale cart items!. Like today we had to choose between cheap quesadillas and huge massive hotdogs. Not fair there both gross! But the worst problem is when the lunch ladies took out ketchup! They latterly went Nazi Germany and took up all the ketchup and locked it away! All because apparently they were giving away too much. You don’t hear McDonald whine about their ketchup nor burger king! So why be Nazis and take the ketchup? Austin magnifico quoted  “**** yea it’s ridiculous! You only get like 2 packets of ketchup for your burger and fries!” when asked if the ketchup drama was over nothing and now we suffer because of cheap old mean lunch ladies lets fight out=r way back to cheaper better tasting food with more of a selection ! so the lunch ladies and be less stressed from all of the complaining and so we can gain our lunch freedom back!

          

           Viva el almuerzo revolution!

                      Cheer the lunch revelution!

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