omg...... americans are stupid

so apperantly some alaskin lady thaught that it would be cute to pet a wild goose in the middle of alaska. well she mad the wrong choice the young buck got irritated and stright up glocked her in the cheast with his foot! she was unhardmed unfortunatly but at least she got the wind knocked outta her! hahah and we wanted a alaskin lady to be presidant!